fable 2 revelations

1. me: Also playing Fable 2
2. me: I finally got married, and found out my wife is an alcoholic :(
3. j*********2: does she beat you?
4. me: She doesn't.... yet.... :(
5. j*********2: lol..
6. me: But one of her favorite things is a bottle of wine
7. me: I should have seen it coming
8. me: But I thought.. "Hey, it's just wine..."
9. j*********2: Wouldnt keep your pistols or blunderbusses around the house
10. me: She likes wine and extra salted peanuts (aka. BEER nuts)
11. me: ugh.. damnit
12. j*********2: lolol
13. me: Now I'm trapped with her because there's no divorce
14. me: Can I kill her?
15. j*********2: Actually
16. j*********2: you can invite a friend into your world and he can kill her.
17. me: omg
18. j*********2: so you get no karma penalty
19. me: Totally on that!
20. j*********2: you need to hire an assassin!
21. me: But we have a daughter now :(
22. j*********2: .....two assassins.
23. me: HAHA
24. me: Can children be killed?
25. j*********2: Doubt it.
26. j*********2: i think if one of them dies
27. me: blah
28. j*********2: they get
29. j*********2: "orphaned"
30. j*********2: and disappear
31. me: lol
32. me: Fable is crazy
33. me: But yeah
34. me: So...
35. j*********2: so buttons
36. me: My wife was talking about how she wanted me to give her a gift, and I was all.. "Hmm... no peanuts on hand.. but I have wine!" So I gave her the wine and then she threw up, and started acting drunk.
37. me: She was still drunk when I woke up in the morning.
38. me: I thought marriage was supposed to be happy, and fun. :(
39. j*********2: take her to a 12 step program....... then proceed to push her down those steps.
40. me: But at least my daughter likes my sock puppetry. Even if she did lie about liking the farting.
41. me: Children are so finicky.
42. j*********2: I forgot to do the whole wife and kid thing in fable 2
43. j*********2: i was just like
44. j*********2: fuck yeah gold, fuck yeah, swords.
45. me: Yeah, no kidding
46. me: I was happy with that until I read somewhere that someone said you should get married before the spire because you'll get extra quests and such
47. me: Then, quest hungry that I was, got on with it
48. me: The wedding night was awkward
49. me: She told me she ate a bucket of oysters to prepare
50. j*********2: wow
51. j*********2: you got a freaky one
52. me: Oh. Someone randomly gifted me 10 million gold.
53. me: I had 30k before that.
54. j*********2: did you get a pre-nup?
55. me: Oh no! I didn't :(
56. me: No wonder she didn't give me trouble